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myselfisme:

Don’t Say “That’s So Gay” Campaign (Wanda Sykes) [ x ]

How about a round of applause.


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grumpys:

i hate when you’re not in the same mood as your friend like when you want to slay your enemies and feast on their flesh and your friend wants to dance in a field of daisies and sing for the sake of singing like no stop that grab a pitchfork


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flesheating:

im not boyish enough to be a boy and im not pretty enough to be a girl im just some sort of weird creature in the middle like a snail


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rnyspacing:

MR. PRESIDENT


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notanecromancer:

Fourth wall bitchface is the best bitchface


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ohmyfernandotorres9:

AMEN!

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eggito:

IVE BEEN LLAUGHING AT THHIS FOR THHREE MKILLION YEARS

eggito:

IVE BEEN LLAUGHING AT THHIS FOR THHREE MKILLION YEARS


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phantom-ofthe-troyler:

DON’T YOU

FUCKING DARE

TELL ME THAT SCHOOL ISN’T HARD

I KNOW YOU’RE GROWN UP

I KNOW YOU ARE MY PARENT

I KNOW YOU’VE ALREADY BEEN THROUGH THIS PART OF LIFE

BUT SCHOOL HAS GOTTEN HARDER

AND HARDER

AND HARDER

 AND TEACHERS ARE UNFAIR TO ME AND ASSIGN TOO MUCH

AND THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN I AM TIRED

I CANNOT DO WORK

I CANNOT SUCCEED ON A TEST

I CANNOT FUNCTION

BECAUSE

I

AM

FUCKING

TIRED

OKAY?


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gallifrey-feels:

i-have-been-johnlocked:

superwhoavengelockandme:

littleartemis:

the-banana-paradox:

oftortoises:

ok as much as otps are great can we just take a moment to appreciate brotps because just think about it. you’re just saying “wow i really love their friendship and the fact that they are friends and i think those two folks being friends is just great”

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The Hero and the Ginger

Holy SHIT


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merlotte:

Liam is that girl on facebook who says “shit day. No one understands me. Phone is off so no one text me” and then Harry would comment “whats wrong???” and Liam goes “text me.”


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5sos at the movies probably

  • ashton: how many hot girls are in this
  • mikey: if this isn't ninja turtles i don't care
  • calum: is it acceptable to take my pants off in the theater
  • luke: no calum keep your pants on and shush i'm watching the movie
  • mikey: do they sell pizza here
  • ashton: *giggles at sex scene*
  • calum: fuck it i'm taking my pants off
  • luke: you guys shut up calum there are children here
  • calum: *runs around theater naked* ANARCHY
  • mikey: this movie is boring can we go get pizza
  • ashton: *runs around theater giggling*
  • luke: *calls liz* mom can you come pick me up i'm scared

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the-shapeshifters:

do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life

I am that friend


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plaidmikey:


tROYE

plaidmikey:

tROYE


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these-fucking-bands:

Cashton hug at the Toronto concert! (x)